What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What would happen if Jill Stein won her complaint against CNN over being excluded from the presidential debate?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

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Next, they tried...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Adipisci omnis dolor vitae nulla explicabo tenetur.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How does Google Gemini 2.0 work?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No go.

No way

Why are details for questions here on Quora so limited? I have an account here on Quora and Yahoo Answers. I like discussing different subjects.

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

What is your young sex story?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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