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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:09

Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No go.
No way
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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